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James Cameron Acknowledges 'Endgame' Has Sunk His Titanic - 'Avatar' Is Next, Bitch Boy

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So today our old buddy James Cameron sacked up and released his congratulatory graphic in honor of ‘Avengers: Endgame’ crossing ‘Titanic’ as the #2 earning movie of all time. This is tradition in the industry, and has been since the 70’s…

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…and the best one was actually made for James himself, when his ‘Titanic’ sunk Star Wars’ records…

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…but this one is different.

This one is different because we all know just how much ol’ Jimmy hated having to hand it over. I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone around him had to claw it out of him. Cameron fucking LOATHES superhero movies and their success.

Just last year, he said…

“I’m hoping we’ll start getting Avenger fatigue here pretty soon,”, and went on, “Not that I don’t love the movies. It’s just, come on, guys, there are other stories to tell besides hyper-gonadal males without families doing death-defying things for two hours and wrecking cities in the process. It’s like, oy!”

Hey motherfucker! Didn’t you just film FOUR ‘Avatar’ sequels, the last of which is slated for a December 2027 release?! Nobody asked for a single ‘Avatar’ sequel, let alone FOUR of them, and that’s coming from a guy who loves ‘Avatar’! So how about you shut your fucking trap about the unoriginality of superhero flicks, Pocahontas boy?! These flicks bring a lot of people a lot of joy, and you don’t have to bring them down for literally any reason.

‘Avengers: Endgame’ is currently sitting at $2,294,806,419 as of this writing, just a couple hundred million dollars away from Avatar’s legendary $2,787,965,087 record, and that’s only two weeks after the film’s release. It took ‘Avatar’ 34 weeks to accomplish their goal, so hopefully, the dropoff ain’t too bad for ‘Endgame’, and the nerds like myself keep returning to the theater to do #WhateverItTakes to #TerminateCameron, and that conceited son of a bitch is forced to release a graphic showcasing the Na’vi handing their record over to the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.