So I Think The Tottenham Goal Just Killed Sam's Army
Alright if you know Sam you know he loves Tottenham #2 behind America and Miller and Lite. Unfortunately for Sam, today’s Champions League Semifinal might have officially put his heart out of business as Tottenham scored an actual Walk Off Goal.
Most people would argue walk off goals in soccer don’t really exist but alas those people are dead fucking wrong. Y
ou see Tottenham needed this one in the 2-game series to advance to the final. However it’s the Champions League so the rules could change as I hit publish. As it stands, Tottenham is taking on Arsenal Liverpool next week and for the record both of those teams were paying 7 and 9 to 1 respectively on Monday morning to win the title. So congrats to any of you holding one of those tickets.
Anyways, someone hit the life alert on Sam. I’m legitimately scared and we need his 2026 World Cup Coverage.
