Hey Joel Embiid, Stephen A. Smith Always Has Time For Naps, Even During His Pedicures
NINE DAMN HOURS!! NINE HOURS!
Try to spot the lie with anything he said. You could be feeling like complete shit. Borderline on your death bed. All you have to do is take a 20 minute nap and you can conquer the world. This happened to me over the weekend. I got into a little boozing at the Barstool Kentucky Derby on Saturday (shout out TwinSpires) and felt like absolute shit around 7:00. All my friends were going out, so what did I do? I took a 10 minute nap. That’s all it took. New human being. It’s insane what a nap can do for you. It makes no sense whatsoever, but naps are the key to life. I don’t get through high school or college without a 2:30 nap after class.
If there’s one man who knows how to nap, it’s metrosexual Stephen A. He naps during massages, manicures, pedicures, he’s napping probably while he’s ranting he’s so good at it. You don’t become the best in the game like Stephen A. without some strategic napping. So yeah shame on you Joel Embiid. Texting coach that you might not be able to go, nine hours before the game just doesn’t cut it. Take a goddamn nap.
