Reader Email – Does The Sign This Guy Is Holding At The Plymouth Stop and Shop Get Him Laid On Valentines Day?

Reader Email

El Pres,

This American hero is standing outside the Plymouth Stop and Shop at this very moment. This sign has to get this guy laid on Valentines Day, right?

Don’t hate the playa.  Hate the game.  And yes I think I can safely say that if this doesn’t get this guy laid nothing will.