Gus Johnson Calling Soccer Gives Me the Heebee Jeebies

How unamerican did that feel? I mean Gus Johnson calling a Manchester United soccer game? It’s like he got kidnapped and tortured Abu Nazir style till he flipped. I don’t like it. It doesn’t sound right. It doesn’t feel right. It doesn’t look right. Listen if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. Gus Johnson should be kept in a cage 11 months a year and only let out for March Madness and that’s it. None of this soccer shit.