The Winner of the 145th Kentucky Derby is ... a GOAT

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Three Super Bowl MVPs in one photo. Past and present wide receivers. Retired centers. The rarest unicorn of all in a former backup quarterback who actually got a start once. Nobody puts together an entourage like Tom Brady. And he hasn’t even gotten his race attire on yet. Another Saturday in early May, another day the GOAT is living his best life while us mortals eke out our humdrum existences of quiet desperation. Once he gets into the suit, tie and hat on, they ought to just cancel the race and give him the roses.