The St. Louis Cardinals Suck Edition Of Chicago Dogs Of The Week.

Hello.

The St. Louis Cardinals are in town to play the Chicago Cubs for 3 games Friday-Sunday. I’m not positive, but I think Carl is very excited. He keeps saying BIGGEST GAMES OF THE YEAR over and over again to the other human we live with and she’s like seriously shut the fuck up already about the Cardinals. 

Personally I’m with Carl on this one.

The Cardinals suck.

One time I ate a dead bird.

Anyways, now’s about the time I get to my friends of the week for your enjoyment. We’re posting a little early today because this week’s topic revolves largely around my friends predicting just how bad the Cubs are going to fuck the Cardinals up this weekend.

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HI STELLA HOPEFULLY YOU DON’T BARK NON STOP AT CARL NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM

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And last but not least

I’m with the Pope. Cards suck. Go Cubs.