Javy Baez Mic'd Up For Batting Practice Is Exactly What You Think Javy Baez Sounds Like Mic'd Up For Batting Practice

It would be physically impossible for me to love a professional athlete more than I love Javy Baez and I say that with zero exaggeration. My heart, soul, mind, balls, etc. literally cannot love a player more and believe it or not it’s the little things.

- “SAME GUY. SAME GUY”:  Expect these words to come out of my mouth no less than 50,000 times between now and the end of the baseball season and that’s conservative.

- Laughing in Kyle Schwarber’s Face:  previously thought to be a death wish, obviously Javy don’t give a fuck

- “LARGE”: this is what you say when someone hits the ball very far according to Javy. You just say LARGE. Naturally as a top button guy with a great internet relationship with my colleague Large, I’m a big LARGE guy.

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- Javy doesn’t shut up: is that a professional athlete or 12 year old boy I can’t tell because he’s having so much fun which naturally brings me back to my first and last point:

It’s impossible for me to love a professional athlete more than I love Javy Baez.

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