Massachusetts Professor Has Millennial Slang "Cheat Sheet" That Goes Viral

White Sox Dave5/03/2019 2:30 PM

We’ve officially reached the point where college professors are the only people who can decipher millennial tongue. It’s disgusting. I mean the guy’s legit got a google drive compilation of all the idiot word’s they/we’ve made up:

I’m 30 years old and the way they butcher the English language has me heading for ‘old man yells at cloud’ territory.

Seriously wtf is a jawn? Secured the bag? Periodt? Fuck outta here and speak normal you assholes. I can’t be the only one who thinks this either right? I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!

Anyways take me back to a time when shit like “fam” and “on fleek” were the in vogue words and phrases, because the next time I see one of these tweets:

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

[inserts something ‘literally’ everyone does or something stupid someone said/did]

Or the next time I walk into a restaurant and am offered this for $15: