Cry Me A Fuckin River About The Marchand "Punch"

Look I’m in a bad mood and don’t have the patience to hear people whining about this. If a Blue Jackets fan wants to bitch, fine, it happened to your team so you can pretend Marchand shivved the guy. I’d probably do it too if the roles were reversed. But everyone else, like Leafs Hub, relax with the calls for a suspension over a little jab. If you were to caption this like a comic book it wouldn’t say WHAM, or BAM, or WHACK it would say boop. In lowercase. It’s a gloved hey how are ya to the back of a helmeted head, if it was anyone but Brad Machand it wouldn’t even move the needle. I don’t much care for the guys who wax poetic about old school hockey but goddamn have we fallen this far where little love taps warrant cries for a suspension? Shut up. And Marchand, go score a goal.