Are The Dallas Stars The Softest Team In All Of Sports?

Here it is from another angle.

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Just going off the eye test here but I’m pretty sure the Dallas Stars are the softest team in all of sports. They should be kicked out of the NHL and sent straight to the EPL. What a joke.

And this wasn’t as soft but makes a lot more sense now that I’m learning who the Dallas Stars truly are.

If I were a Dallas fan I’d rip off my jersey, close all the “what are the rules of hockey” tabs on my browser, and forget this team ever existed. Embarrassing.