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Female Hulk On The Loose Assaulting Girls Outside Of McDonald's In England

BBC – A woman dressed as the Incredible Hulk comic character is believed to have attacked a teenage girl outside a McDonald’s during a night out in York. The suspect was covered in green body paint and had dyed red hair. North Yorkshire Police said the woman was with a group of people who left the Blake Street McDonald’s about the time of the attack at 03:00 BST on 26 April. Officers said the suspect was a white woman, aged in her late teens or early 20s and about 5ft 8in tall. The victim was a 17-year-old.

Would you fuck this chick? Honest question. I know the automatic answer is basically always yes. But really be honest. You’re out in England and you see this Amazon in the middle of May dressed like the Hulk. She tells you she just beat the shit out of a chick outside of McDonald’s. And then she says she wants to go home and fuck. Now obviously you owe it to yourself to do it for the story and follow this beast down the rabbit hole and see where it leads. But I’d be lying if I didn’t say I’d be a little apprehensive. This chick could probably rape me, straight up. At least injure me mid coitus. At the end of the day she’s still just a chick and you’re still getting your rocks off, so its gotta be a green light. But I’m just saying if you take home a violent chick painted as the Hulk don’t be surprised when she ends up putting stuff in your ass or something like that.