I Don't Understand The Reporters Who Need To Be Outside To Tell Us It's Really Dangerous Outside

Hey guys, you can just show us a camera view of the weather and say “Take a look. Really shitty out.” That’s all it takes. I think Pres has addressed this before but it’s absolutely insane. I guess today is like the Super Bowl for weather people so they go all out? Cracking all kinds of corny jokes and basically doing everything they can with their extra screen time. There’s really no need to get all dressed up to report the weather. Unless you’re just killing the winter chic look like Janet Wu, stay inside.

PS – I wish this kid was our weatherman

Update: I called Nancy Chen, Janet Wu. There are two Asians at Channel 7? Talk about hitting the quota.