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The Mike Scott NHL Curse Has People Ready To Fight

So while the Drake Curse has been snatching up national headlines for years now, right below all of our collective noses Philadelphia 76er Mike Scott has been silently deciding this year’s NHL playoffs.

He’s been eliminating teams in silence like Arya Stark, but instead of changing faces he puts on different jerseys. Simply diabolical of him to wield such power so egregiously in the faces of all these poor fanbases who never stood a chance. And, understandably so, they’re starting to revolt. Offering to fight a 6’8″ pro athlete. I can’t imagine that would work out well for these folks, but you have to respect their gumption in the face of adversity.

Meanwhile, for the teams still alive in these playoffs: if you thought the Blues or Stars were making a deep run? Mike Scott disagrees.

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