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An Instagram Model You Can Trust: Influencer Gets A Certified Doctor To Prove To Her 809,000 Followers That Her Ass Is Real

All we ever want is to not be lied to.  We just want honesty.  Just be straight with us.  Maybe we’ll like it, maybe we won’t – just be honest and let us decide.

We’ve been lied to our whole lives and we’re sick of it: from our politicians, to our girlfriends who tell us he’s “just a friend” or “I just really like the way he runs the class”, to our parents who told us we’re special and will do great things in our lives.

You can’t blame us for being conditioned to meet everything said to us with suspicion: better to be careful and protect ourselves than to be naive and made a fool.

Which is why I have such deep respect for Instagram Model @DaisyKeech and want to thank her, from the bottom of my heart, from the bottom of our collective heart as a society:

Thank you @DaisyKeech for being up front and honest with us about your ass.

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Thank you for proving it.  We’re sorry you had to go to these lengths,  but like I said above, you need to understand that we come from a place of distrust that has been basically ingrained into our DNA.

Thank you for proving the veracity of your ass by using this certified medical professional who was certainly busy saving lives and caring for prematurely born children and the pain of the elderly, but knew he was bound by the Hippocratic Oath to look at your ass.

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Which ass?

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That ass.

This man spent years and years and hundreds of thousands of dollars in student loan debt to get that medical degree, and while most of the time you’re happy to do your job, sometimes cases like this come up where you need to roll up your sleeves and do the dirty work no one else wants to do, for the sake of society.

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Thank you, Dr G.

Thank you, Daisy.

Now we can feel 100% confident that when we take your #FitSpo and buy your herbal tea and purchase your tooth whitener device and watch your 17-story series of DJ Steve Aoki’s opening set from the middle of the crowd at Electric Zoo, we’re getting all of it from an Instagram Model we can trust, with an ass we can trust.