So every summer I make sure to see a few different artists that make their way to Chicago. This summer it’s John Mayer in August because obviously, and wanted to see if Gary Clark Jr. is going to be in Chicago as I haven’t seen him live yet, forgetting that he is one of the headliners for Lolla this summer. Hard pass on that, too many people. People suck. Anyways, as I was typing in his name, the Google autofill said “Gary Clark Jr. Wife” and it piqued my curiosity. Clicked on it and found out his wife is a complete and total smokeshow. I mean, it makes sense. He’s a sensational musician. But she’s also Australian, and Australian accents just do it for me. Makes her all the hotter IMO. And it’d be uncouth of me to not share her to the world, and if she’s some popular model/actress and everyone knows her already, just forget I said all of this and remember that I only care about baseball and nothing in the pop culture world for the most part.