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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Who Should Be Buried Alive For Punching A Chihuahua In The Face So Hard It Bled From The Ears?

CWB – An Ohio man is accused of nearly killing his girlfriend’s Chihuahua by punching it in the face during a domestic battery incident on the North Side.

Prosecutors said 34-year-old Joseph Neudenbach got into a verbal altercation with his girlfriend.

During the altercation, Neudenbach punched the woman’s Chihuahua in the face causing severe head trauma that may be fatal. The woman told police that the dog, named Holly, bled from the mouth and ears after the incident.

Alexa zoom in on this piece of shit

Screen Shot 2019-04-24 at 9.01.34 AMI’m zooming in. Would you like me to keep zooming?

Wait what the fuck – Alexa are those scorpions on his shirt?

Playing Scorpions, Rock You Like A Hurricane

No on his shirt Alexa you dumb motherfucker.

I’m sorry I don’t understand. Can you please repeat the question?


Screen Shot 2019-04-24 at 9.09.53 AMHm. It looks like those are predatory arachnids of the order Scorpiones…. Scorpions. 

Fuck. Alexa – can you do a basic search of public records to tell me what kind of car Joseph Neudenbach drives?

Joseph Neudenbach owns 3 automobiles:

Screen Shot 2019-04-24 at 9.23.27 AMOh shit turns out I’m picking a fight with the toughest kid on the block. Oh well. When you have the entire internet on your side like me you can make bold takes which is why I think we should bury this guy on national television. Do it the day after the 2020 election when 1 out of 2 people will be thirsty for blood. Maybe incorporate scorpions somehow because they’re so bad ass? Idk I’m just the big picture guy and big picture tells me there’s about 8 billion people that would like to see this douchebag suffer immensely. How we get there can be decided by you, The People.

In reality tho you have to wonder at what point do we start trending back to pubic executions? Our National Soccer program is a joke so throw the world cup out. The Olympics are basically a wash. Hockey’s out of the winter games. The Dream Team is about to turn 17 and just generally we have nothing as a people to agree on.

So let’s agree on this – if you punch a dog in the face during domestic battery you die and we all get to watch. Fair?