Rate Auston Matthews' Game 7 Outfit

Don’t stand too close or you might drown folks. You just KNOW that John Feitelberg has never been more conflicted in his life right now. Die-hard Bruins fan who must want every single thing to go wrong for #34 today, but a guy who appreciates big dickhead type outfits. I mean look how this dude has to wear his headphones due to his goddamn tophat!

I know “Titi Boi” Feitelberg and I can tell you for a fact that there is no way he can honestly hate this outfit. As an unbiased observer, I have never been more confident about the Leafs’ chances. Every single sign points towards the Bruins taking care of business at home and perpetuating the Leafs series winning drought, but not this outfit. This is a guy who doesn’t care about history or tradition. He doesn’t care that they lost in this exact scenario last year. This is a dude who just signed his name to a piece of paper to receive 11.6 Million dollars per year and take the Leafs to the promised land and that’s exactly what he plans on doing.