Let’s Not Lose Sight Of The Most Important Part Of This Danny Amendola Saga: DJ Zedd Is In Fact A Scrawny Little Fuck.

So unless your been living in a cave our boy Danny Amendola has been having a meltdown on Instagram this weekend over his breakup with Olivia Culpo. Just posting and deleting shit like a madman. Even his bff Julien Edelman chimed in telling him to get off Instagram for a couple days.

Most people, guys and girls alike are saying this had been a bad 72 hours for Amendola. After all nobody likes to see a once proud man go beserk about being cucked. It’s always almost something you’ll certainly regret. Not that I know anything about that.*

Anyway what I think is being lost in all this drama is the fact that Amendola’s #1 point of contention is in fact very true. Dj Zedd is in fact a scrawny little fuck. There is no world where Olivia Culpo should be dating a clown like this. I mean Amendola is fucking gorgeous and a Super Bowl champion. He is the definition of a hunk. Meanwhile DJ Zedd is like 5’8 a buck 50 soaking wet. He looks like an extra in Lord Of the Rings.

He’s somebody I’d stick in a locker in high school. So yeah he makes beats? Big fucking deal. I don’t care how rich or how famous Zedd is. He is still a geek. There is no universe where a girl like Olivia Culpo should be fucking this guy. That’s not how earth works. So if I was Amendola I’d be pissed too. It’s embarrassing to go from Amendola to that dork and frankly I think way less of Culpo now. If you want to date somebody for fame or revenge at least pick somebody attractive or who played sports growing up. Just a bad look to pick somebody who may get injured during sex cause they are so fragile.

*Dave made an ass out of himself when he got cucked by a soulcycle instructor.  In hindsight he wished he didn’t do that.