Next Week Is "International Clitoris Week" To Raise Appreciation For The Clit

Huff Po – Mention the word “clitoris” and some people get touchy — and not in a good way. But that could change quickly because May 6—12 as the first ever “International Clitoris Awareness Week,” a seven-day period designed to celebrate the female body part. The organization behind the week is“Clitoraid,” a Las Vegas-based group usually devoted to helping victims of female genital mutilation around the world. However, Clitoraid spokeswoman Nadine Gary said the message behind “Clitoris Awareness Week” is more whimsical. “We’ve noticed that the clitoris has not gotten its spot in the limelight. It makes people feel uncomfortable,” she told The Huffington Post. ” Gary said the clitoris has gotten the shaft since the 19th century when orgasms achieved by touching it were considered “immature” compared to vaginal orgasms. “The clitoris doesn’t have a reproductive function so it can be minimized,” she said. “It’s up to eight inches long — same as a penis — but it’s inside.” She is hoping to arouse interest in “Clitoris Week” by having fellow Clitoraid members dress in giant vagina costumes and hand out fliers on the Las Vegas Strip.

Umm. Who is this group who feels the clit hasn’t gotten its spot in the limelight? Bro the clit owns the spotlight. The clit is probably the most important thing in the whole world. Chicks love it. Guys love it. Everyone loves it. Remember those commercials with the Easy Button? Just push the button and it makes every job you do easier? Thats the clit. The Easy Button. Actually, lets call it the “Less Hard Button” because its still hard as fuck to get that job done. But there’s no fucking way I don’t appreciate the clit. If anything I probably overdo it. I just go right in for the kill immediately with that thing. I work that thing furiously. Like when you’re trying to erase somethng with a pencil eraser. Just go nuts with it until the job is done.

But maybe this is one of those situations where you take it for granted. You know? Its always there. It always works. But you never take the time to express your appreciation. You just poke it and rub it and stuff but you never really take the time to acknowledge that you’d be lost without it. So, this is my official thank you to the clitoris. The vaginal orgasm is a myth, and, without you, Clitoris, I would have never pleased a single woman in bed. You’re a magically little button and I love you.

PS – No need to talk about 8 inch clits. That just straight up creeped me out.