Christian Yelich is Barry Bonds and We Just Need To Accept It - UPDATE: HE NOW HAS TWO TODAY

May 2nd. Barry Bonds didn’t hit his 12th home run until May 2nd. Yelich is coming for that ass. .354/.443/.841 12 homers 30 RBIs in 22 games. That is simply PREPOSTEROUS. If the Brewers play a baseball game and Yelich doesn’t homer I become wildly confused.

Lewis Brinson, Monte Harrison, Isan Díaz and Jordan Yamamoto. Who are they? Those are the players who were traded to Miami for Yelich. Jeter what were ya thinking man?

UPDATE: HOLY FUCK HE HOMERED AGAIN. 13!!!!!!

Concerning times for the PMT boys.