Danny Amendola Just Posted The Longest Caption In The History Of Instagram About His Ups, Downs, And "Fucking Crazy" Sex with Olivia Culpo

I mean this has to be the longest caption of all time in the history of Instagram. Nobody asked for this Danny. Yeah we were all talking about your shot at Zedd but this might be longer than any essay I’ve written. Maybe there is something a little sweet about it I guess if you look deep enough??? But on the outside looking in this is a little excessive and crazy considering this is because of one dancing video of Olivia Culpo and Zedd at Coachella. Nobody should ever write an Instagram caption this long.

I wasn’t going to read the whole thing but I loved Danny Amendola and Olivia Culpo as a couple so I knew I had to do my due diligence. My biggest takeaway from this is that there is no enemy in the situation and they both have their problems. They have ups and downs like any other couple and on top of that they have fucking crazy sex. In case you ever doubted that two of the hottest people on Earth have amazing sex, Danny Amendola is here to remind you.