Chinese Lady Born With Backwards Feet Says She Can Run Faster Than All Her Friends, I Need To Race Her
Mirror – A Chinese woman born with abnormal hands and feet has wowed doctors with her progress. Despite being born with feet that face backwards, Wang Fang of Chongqing, China has defied the odds by leading a normal life. She said: “I can run faster than most of my friends and have a regular job as a waitress in the family restaurant. There is no reason to class me as disabled.” Wang, who has a son with normal feet, added: “I can walk as well as anyone else and even run faster than them. I’m like everyone else – except of course that I put my shoes on backwards.”
I think we have the green light here to make fun of this lady because A) she seems to be doing just fine with her disability, 2) she’s from China so I doubt she’s allowed on the internet, and D) she just fired out the most cocky quote I’ve ever heard from a backwards-footed-human in my entire life. It was cute when she first threw out that “I can run faster than most of my friends” line. But then she doubled-down immediately and came in even heavier with the “I can walk as well as anyone else and even run faster than them” line. Like okay, toots. Calm your tits and go take a seat you freak. There’s no chance in hell you could ever beat me in a race even if it didn’t look like you were born next door to a nuclear power plant. I’ll go any time, any place, any distance and you’ll be eating my dust with chopsticks. How can her friends still be friends with her after that? They just took those horrifying looking hooves right to the face. Got put on blast to the maximum degree. I don’t know, I just feel like I have to take one for all the normal-footed people of the world and challenge Wang Fang to a 100-yard dash. Put that bitch back in her place so she stops making a mockery out of all of us.
Sidenote: Those are the most confusing feet I’ve ever seen in my life. I’ve been staring at them for a few whole minutes now and I still don’t understand what’s going on there.