The 430 lb Guy Who Made Flight Attendants Wipe His Ass Dies on a Prostitute Island in Thailand
Source – A [430 pound] tourist who forced flight crew to wipe his bum as he moaned with pleasure has died in a seedy Thai resort famed for prostitution.
The American, who hasn’t been named, died last month while on a lengthy trip on Ko Samui due to an undisclosed illness.
Airline EVA Air discovered he had passed away as they put plans in motion to ban the traveller from flying with them again.
He sent shockwaves across the world when he was accused of forcing cabin crew to strip him in a cramped loo and wipe his bum while he moaned with pleasure.
The disgusting incident allegedly occurred on an EVA Air long-haul flight from Los Angeles to Taiwan. …
[W]hile in the toilet, he claimed he had an injury to his right hand that prevented him from undressing so demanded cabin crew strip him down so he could relieve himself.
The attendant said: “I told him we couldn’t help him, but he started yelling.
“He told me to go in there immediately and threatened to relieve himself on the floor. …
The tourist then asked crew to wipe his bum for him – leading him to groan as the chief attendant fulfilled his request while wearing three pairs of latex gloves.
The attendant, who was holding onto the passenger to keep him steady, recalled: “He said: ‘Oh, mmm, deeper, deeper,’ and then accused my chief attendant of not properly cleaning his backside, requesting that she do it again.”
She said the attendant repeated the action three times before leaving, at which point the passenger said: “You can pull my pants back up now.” …
Party island Ko Samui – the second largest island in Thailand – is known for its prostitution and seedy nightlife.
You only go around once in this crazy life. God grants no one a tomorrow. So before you shuffle off this mortal coil, you’ve got to live each day like it’s your last and get the most out of every moment. And no one can deny that that’s what this anonymous American did. He chewed all the meat off of life’s bone, then cracked it open and sucked out the marrow.
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Now here is a man who lived life to the fullest. Who knew how to enjoy the simple pleasures. Whether it was enjoying a 10,000 calorie a day intake, treating people like garbage, forcing professional women to wipe his ass like they’re Roman slaves, or traveling the world to pay underage sex slaves to pleasure him, this was a man with an appreciation for the little things that make our journey through this vale of tears beautiful. Truly you can say he died as he lived.
This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. So farewell, unnamed, perverted sick fuck. Enjoy having your ass wiped with barbed wire by Satan for all of eternity.