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I Got $50 On Tyler "Quick Hands" Dash Tonight For RNR8 And You Should Too

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Tonight is the night! RNR8. If you haven’t been to West Virginia or don’t know what the people are like, then The Bully vs The Bullied is going to be a great visual representation

I got selected Tyler “Quick Hands” Dash, A 5’5″ stuttering 19 year old who weighs 2 pounds less than me. Tyler was bullied by some prick named Anthony Martin back in 8th grade. If I had 2 first names, I’d probably pick on a weaker link too.

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8th grade seems like a long time, but here’s why Tyler Dash is your best bet.

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Quickness is underestimated. For all of you Modern Warfare 2 fans, Sleight of Hand Pro was an amazing perk. If Tyler’s hands are quicker than swapping from an UMP45 to an Intervention, then I think we have a guaranteed winner. So yes, based off a perk from a video game, I am choosing Quick Hands over a bully that has about 20 pounds and 1 brain cell on him. Would LeBron beat Ussain Bolt in basketball? No shit. Would Ussain Bolt beat LeBron in a 40 yard dash? Hmmmm.

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Mush has the Bully, and I have the Bullied. Winner of this fight gets $50. If I win, I’ll probably buy a sleeve of Oreo’s and throw the change in the bank. Mush will probably put it towards a WNBA game.

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