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Jana Kramer Saying She'd Never Hire a Hot Nanny is the Most Sensible Thing You'll Hear All Year

SourceJana Kramer may have forgiven Mike Caussin for his past infidelity, but that doesn’t mean she’ll be hiring a good-looking nanny anytime soon.

The country star and mom of two revealed on Monday’s episode of her podcast “Whine Down with Jana Kramer” that she was currently searching for a nanny on Care.com after the one that she and her husband, 32, were using had recently quit.

While scrolling through the site, however, Kramer, 35, admitted that there were many female nannies who she immediately disregarded due to their attractive and/or risqué appearance in their photos.

“I just don’t understand some of these girls that post pictures on Care.com because I’m like, ‘Don’t you know the female is hiring?’” she explained. “I’m laughing at some of these pictures!”

“This one photo was like, ‘Hi, I’m 22 years old and I have perky boobs,’” the One Tree Hill alum continued. “Like, don’t post the perky boob photo. You’re not gonna be hired. I’m not hiring you.” …

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Part of the reason Kramer may have felt so strongly about the topic could be due to the fact that Caussin was repeatedly unfaithful in 2016, seven months after their daughter, Jolie Rae, now 3, was born.

He eventually entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction and will celebrate three years of sobriety over the summer.

As much as we all have a tendency to think that everyone in show business is hopelessly out of touch and live hermetically sealed in little bubbles that keep them from relating to normal people, the two year old magazines at my periodontist’s office is right: Celebrities are just like us! And we need look no further than Jana Kramer to prove it.

She simply gets it. Maybe because she has the wisdom that can only come from catching her husband buttering his toast on the other side. But she gets it. A wife can do one of two things if she doesn’t trust her husband. She can either ask him to change, or remove as much temptation as humanly possible. She can go on “Dancing With the Stars” looking like an absolute snack and in no uncertain terms make a baby on national TV:

And reasonably be expected to go home afterwards and read to her kids. But asking her husband not to bone the 22-year-old nanny with the perky boobs? That way lies madness. It’s like putting a slice of deli ham on your dog’s nose and telling him “Waaait. … Waaait. …” He will. For a while. But not indefinitely. Eventually he’s going to pop it in his mouth. No matter how much you tell him he’s a good boy for holding out. Or even if you just fed him. And his dinner was the dog’s meal equivalent of Jana Kramer:

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Yup. Even smokes like her feel threatened. I say this as someone who’s never done the Mess Around in 25 years of marriage. First of all, because I only have eyes for my captivating Irish Rose. Second, because women don’t find me desirable. But also, because we’ve never had a hot 22-year-old nanny with perky boobs we hired off the internet. Or a nanny of any kind. We always brought our young kids to day care in a neighbor’s house. And if we did hire someone to be a live -in nanny, you can forget the time Brie Larsen was Ruxin’s au pair:

Or even Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins. Just as a baseline, think Mrs. Doubtfire. Then work down from there. It’s a miracle nannies like the ones Jana Kramer described don’t all end up starving and penniless because there’s not a mentally stable mom in the world who’d hire one.