Nikolaj Coster-Waldau AKA Jaime Lannister: My Kids Didn't Like Seeing Me Bang My Sister In Game of Thrones


Nikolaj Coster-Waldau confessed his children felt ‘uncomfortable’ watching him in the HBO series where his character Jaime Lannister has sex with his sister Cersei.

But the actor enthused the show had the ‘perfect’ ending as he revealed he always thought Cersei (Lena Headey) and Jaime’s fate would be intertwined.

However, the Black Hawk Down star, 48, said his wife Nukaaka as well as their daughters Fillippa Coster-Waldau, 18, and Safina Waldau, 15, weren’t fans of the show.

The first pair of tits that I can remember seeing came in December of 1997.  I was in 4th grade and on winter break.  It was a shit day out and my mom said, “Hey Dave, let’s go see a movie”.  I thought, “sure, there isn’t shit else to do.  It’s Winter in the most boring suburb on earth, Warrenville IL.”

We then made the 2 mile trek to the local movie theatre and saw Titanic.  As you’d guess, my mom was an emotional wreck the entire time, as moms tend to be in tear jerking movies such as Titanic.

But for me?  I was horrified.  Horrified that that little ginger had the gall to get “painted like one of Jack’s French girls” and remove her top on a 30 foot projector screen while my mother and I were present at the same time.  What the fuck Rose?  You dumb bitch


I remember being able to grab the awkwardness out of the air.  Do I close my eyes?  Do I stare and play it cool, maybe even offer a lighthearted “Wonder if the carpet matches the curtains?” joke?  Do I act like it’s just some normal scene? What the fuck is the play here?

Obviously I played it cool, or at least as cool as a 9 year old could play seeing his first booby scene with his mother sharing the same arm rest as him and bucket of popcorn with him.  This is prime Kate Winslet we’re talking about here.

But you all know the feeling and have undoubtedly been there before.  Now take that feeling and multiply it x1000 when you see your dad bending his sister over some cobweb ridden attic, face down/ass up and going to town on her like the world’s about to get taken over by an army of zombies:

That’d be pretty uncomfortable right?  You bet your ass it would be.  So I feel ya Nikolaj.  I feel ya big time dawg