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Naked Model Commutes On Train (NSFW)

The Sun- A STUNNING model gives fellow commuters a wake-up call to remember by riding the train completely starkers. The brunette wore only glasses and shoes for her nude ride to work. And in place of clothes, she daubed herself with words describing what they might have expected her to have been wearing.  The woman carried out the stunt in Dusseldorf, Germany. After boarding a train without blushing, the lady ensured she purchased a ticket before taking her seat as normal. Stunned passengers gawked open-mouthed as the woman showed off her flawless figure. But remarkably, some of them gave barely a sideways glance as she walked through the carriage in the buff. The model’s naked journey was part of a project put together by Swiss artist Milo Moire. Entitled The Script System, the stunt was intended as a way of “shaking up the ordinary”.

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Well score 1 for Dusseldorf, Germany. The only naked people you’ll catch commuting in New York are homeless dudes with their dicks out masturbating or pissing. If every now and then I got to see a tall model with huge tits and tiny nipples walk around the 4,5,6 wearing nothing but Sharpie marker, I might be able to tolerate being regularly packed ass to dick with millions of Asians and smelly vagrants. Like seeing that just 1 time would erase all my beef with the subway.

Just goes to show that whatever people encounter during their commute, they still abide by the head down, don’t ask, don’t tell policy. Someone begging, someone performing, some smokestack walking around with her pussy out – just get from point A to point B and don’t ask questions.

PS – I don’t care what city you’re in. I don’t care if you’re on a bus or a train or whatever. Sitting down on public transportation and exposing your pussy to whatever is all over those seats is a bad, bad idea. If I was a chick I’d let Magic Johnson’s dick in my pussy before I ever let public transportation germs into there.