Jeff Bezos Is Looking To Spend $60 Million On A New NYC Sex Pad

What do you do when you lose $35.6 billion in a divorce after banging every whore under the sun? You buy a new $60 million apartment in NYC to bang even more whores, but of course!

NY Post - Jeff Bezos may have ditched Long Island City as Amazon’s landing spot, but he is still in love with New York.

The newly single Amazon chief was spotted house hunting in the Big Apple — and is looking to drop around $60 million for a pad, sources tell the Post.

“He’s looking for a new home now that he is single again,” a source said.

The world’s richest man checked out apartments at 220 Central Park South, home to the country’s most expensive residence.

At 220 Central Park South, Bezos was looking at full-floor units in the $60 million range, sources said.

Amazing. I love how rich Bezos is. Dude just went through a messy divorce and didn’t bat an eye. Lost $36 billion of his fortune and could not possibly care less. Nobody has been more chill when getting exposed by the National Enquirer than Jeff Bezos. He’s just out there LIVIN. L-I-V-I-N. It’s so much better than the fact that he’s looking for a new place to live “now that he is single again”, because

He already owns four Upper West Side condos at the Century, a stately Art Deco building at 25 Central Park West.

Bezos also owns two side-by-side mansions in Beverly Hills, including one that was owned by Jimmy Stewart and Walter Matthau. He also bought a former textile museum turned residence in the ritzy Kalorama neighborhood of Washington, DC. That home, which dates to 1912, is on the National Register of Historic Places.

Bezos also owns a massive estate outside Seattle, near Bill Gates, and a 30,000-acre ranch outside Van Horn in Texas. The ranch also houses Blue Origin, Bezos’ private space company.

This dude already owns 4 condos in NYC, side by side mansions in Beverly Hills, a fucking museum the he turned it into a house in DC, a massive estate in Seattle, and a 30,000 acre ranch in Texas! And now he’s just looking for another casual $60 million pad in NYC. What a guy!

Bezos is what a zillionaire should be. Not like Zuckerberg at all. Bezos made his money and now goes around banging chicks, spending lavishly, and not giving a fuck. Scandals left and right. Mansions and private jets flying out of his ass. And then on days off he fucks around and buys Whole Foods between banging another chick. It’s Bezos’ world and we’re just living in it.