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Shirtless Big Dude Getting Hyped For A Hockey Game Has More Self Confidence And Enthusiasm Than Anyone In The World

My goodness do I wish I had .01% of this man’s self confidence:

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I just cannot imagine being so confident, regardless of what I looked like. I’m ugly and have a shitty body, I don’t even want to see me. I would shower fully clothed if I could. The only way I’d go into the ocean would be in a submarine. Meanwhile this guy, this big and beautiful man, is going tarps off, tits out, in front of thousands. And he knows, he KNOWS, the cameras are all pointed on him and he could not care less. And it’s marvelous. I’m so envious of him. He’s pulling more chicks by waving his shirt around his head like a helicopter than I could if I won the lottery.

What’s funny is I’m going to the gym and eating healthy in order to boost my confidence, meanwhile this guy is doing the opposite and he doesn’t have a care in the world. I guess that’s just how the world works? If you’re all the way fat you don’t care, and if you’re hot as shit you don’t care, but someone like me in the middle, we need to go one way or the other. Maybe I’ll just go full-fat if this gym thing doesn’t work out for me. Would be a funny brand change for sure.

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