Stoolie Calls Into Mike Francesa And Asks How Many Push-Ups He Can Do

(YouTube) This Callers Tinder game must be STRONG. Viva La Stool

 

Ridiculous question, Mike? What’s so ridiculous about randomly asking somebody how many pushups they can do? I guess the pickup line of 2013 only works on Tinder and not radio call-in shows on Media Row at the Super Bowl.

PS – questions obviously started as a joke but I’ve convinced myself that you can tell everything you need to know about a person by their answer how many pushups they can do. If a chick has any answer at all then that’s bad. Chicks should always say “haha what?” If she gives a number or asks “girl or guy pushups?” then she can probably kick your ass.

Guy breakdown goes like this:

Under 10: I hope you’re really good at math because you never played a sport.

10 – 20: The most athletic thing you’ve ever done is pick daisies in right field.

20 -30: You used to be in shape but you haven’t seen the inside of a gym since high school Senior Night.

30 -40: You never played sports but in old age found a gym. You talk about working out all the time but your body still sucks and you’re weak.

50 +: You’re a man