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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Chick Who Broke Into A House Through The Doggy Door, Got Naked And Took A Bath?

NYDNMaybe she just needed a really good scrub? A naked woman broke into a house through the doggy door before being found by the owners sitting in their bathtub, police said. Sara Elizabeth Soto, 25, was busted hiding out au naturel in the Weatherford, Texas, home bathroom at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday. And when cops questioned why she was wearing only her smile, she told them she honestly didn’t believe she had done anything wrong. My Fox DFW reports that the married couple who live at the property were left spooked when they heard a noise. Inspecting the doggy door – and because they don’t have a pooch – they presumed some sort of an animal had tried to enter. But they were even more shocked when they found Soto – who is just 4-foot-11 and weighs 110 pounds – sitting naked inside the tub. Cops were called and, after finding her black dress on the back porch, allowed her to put it. She was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief and held on $4,000 bond.

How secretly pumped do you think the husband was when he found out some naked little pygmy was naked in his bathtub? Probably expecting a raccoon or some shit in his kitchen tearing up the garbage and instead he finds a 110 pound slut naked taking a bath. No doubt he’s got some fat 400 pound wife snoring away and he stumbles upon a piece of 25 year old ass who’s obviously already fucked up and naked. He was probably like “Go back to bed honey. It was just some squirrels in the garbage. I’ll take care of this.” Scenarios like this one is actually like a dream coming true. Guys wish upon a falling star for naked sluts to appear in the night. Its just like when Pinocchio turned from a wooden puppet to a real boy except this dude was like “All I want is a tiny little smoke who likes it doggy style.”  Naked chick breaking through the doggy door – close enough.