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It took me 3 hours and every brain cell I could still muster, but I made a video of exactly how the whole Neil thing went down. This video was a first for me, and aside for my shitty acting and zero talent with a computer, this is 100% accurate. I have a short attention span, and although it might have been an OK idea when I pictured it, I’m completely over it. Even if people think it sucks, at least I got away from my wife yesterday for 3 hours. And I figure I can always change my screen name.</em></p><div><em>I need to get a life,</em></div><div><em>bogjunas2</em></div><p>Stoolies are a weird, weird <em>weird</em> breed.</p></body></html>

<p><object width="500" height="315" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cwkm7SO_OrM?hl=en_US&version=3"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="opaque"><embed wmode="opaque" width="500" height="315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cwkm7SO_OrM?hl=en_US&version=3" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></object></p><p><em>KFC,</em></p><p><em>I had the day off yesterday, and I’m pretty sure I spent it poorly. It took me 3 hours and every brain cell I could still muster, but I made a video of exactly how the whole Neil thing went down. This video was a first for me, and aside for my shitty acting and zero talent with a computer, this is 100% accurate. I have a short attention span, and although it might have been an OK idea when I pictured it, I’m completely over it. Even if people think it sucks, at least I got away from my wife yesterday for 3 hours. And I figure I can always change my screen name.</em></p><div><em>I need to get a life,</em></div><div><em>bogjunas2</em></div><p>Stoolies are a weird, weird <em>weird</em> breed.</p>

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