Kyle Schwarber Almost Killed An Umpire Today With His Bare Hands

If you’re that umpire I think you just retire tonight at the hotel. Don’t make a big deal out of it. Call your wife, email the league and slip out the back door because God knows Kyle Schwarber is going to murder him in cold blood tomorrow morning. I mean he has to right? Otherwise then he’s just being a big pussy and I don’t think that’s the case. At least he sure doesn’t look like a big pussy. That would be Justin Bour on this first inning single

Cubs lose 6-5 and drop to 5-9. Game 3 of the series is tomorrow with Tyler Chatwood pitching against former Cub Legend Trevor Cahill. Everyone everywhere wishes the pitching matchup was the other way around but here we are. Cheering for Tyler Chatwood. Go Cubs.