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I Want To Get Fucked By The Augusta Yellow Tracer

If I were a chick I would want to get fucked by the yellow Augusta tracer. I would want that thing inside of me. Deep inside of me. I would want it filling me up, everywhere, over and over again, ferociously. I would want it planting seeds and for those seeds to mix with my eggs to produce a sacred Yellow Tracer x Riggsy offspring who blossoms out of the womb piano in-hand tickling the Augusta theme song.

Could just be me. I love the yellow tracer so much I want to get fucked by it.