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Do These Look Like The Faces Of High School Seniors In Trouble For "Penis Slapping" Their Teammates On The Basketball Team?

Star TribuneSeth Kellen, 19, was sentenced to 10 years of probation after he allegedly “penis slapped” his high school basketball teammates on the back, “digitally penetrated” another teammate and exposed himself to young boys in an elevator. The incidents happened when the Browerville High School basketball team was in Minneapolis, Minn., for a tournament. According to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Kellen will also probably get 30 days in jail after admitting to “felony fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct for using force or coercion during sexual contact. Previously, Kellen and a teen by the name of Connor Burns were accused of attacking at least six fellow students in July of 2012. Burns was sentenced to five years of probation in November of 2012, reported KARE 11, which called the criminal incidents a “hazing scandal. The criminal charges will be dropped if Kellen follows his probation rules, goes to anger management classes and gets counseling, said Todd County District Attorney Chuck Rasmussen.

Generally its never a good thing if you end up as a Does This Look Like The Face Of on Barstool Sports. That means you’re probably a criminal of some kind or have done something very wrong and its just not good news. But I must say – this might be the worst one out there. Theres only one thing worse in this world than being known as the kid who penis slaps boys and fingers them in the asshole. And thats being the boy whos getting cock slapped and fingered. But aside from that poor son of a bitch, these two goons are the last guys I’d wanna be right now. Toothless idiots exposed to the world as the weirdos who could never keep their dick in their pants at school.