The First Picture Of A Black Hole Is The Worst Picture In The History of Science

Honestly, if I was Big Science, I would have said we made a mistake and cant release these images. Id be like taking a dick pic on a shitty dick day.

“Cant send it, babe. Won’t load. I’m in a hotel with shitty service and the wifi is crawling as is. Shame too. My dick looks great and your pussy would want to swallow it up like a black hole.”

That picture blows. All these science nerds have been acting like they were gonna get to stand in front of the Chinese jerk off machine after seeing these pictures and this is what they get. It’s gotta be wildly disappointing.


Get a better camera, guys. It’s 2019. I could take a better picture on my iphone I just don’t care enough to.