Indian Chick Doesn't Take A Shit For 45 Days
MUMBAI: A 28-year-old housewife from Chembur got a new lease of life after doctors surgically removed faecal matter that had choked her intestines following 45 days of constipation. The “football-sized” faecal mass had become life threatening and was on the verge of ripping off her large and small intestines when the doctors performed an emergency, two-hour surgery. Last week, Anusha (name changed) approached doctors at the Nova Specialty Surgery Centre in Chembur with constipation and vomiting complaints. The doctors were dumbfounded when she said the last time she had passed stools was towards the end of February. No references were found in medical literature about such a case; the longest documented duration of constipation was 10 days. Called faecal impaction, the condition is usually seen in obese people or those bed-ridden for long. Anusha had a lean build, and her condition left her malnourished. “Her intake had gone down, though she was not going empty stomach,” said Dr Amit Thadhani, consulting general and laparoscopic surgeon at the Nova centre. “Her abdomen was bloated and was exerting pressure on other organs.” The faecal matter was stuck in an unusual part of the large intestine called sigmoid colon, just above rectum, and not in the rectum, as is commonly seen. Doctors had to make another opening to clear the blockage, which was a foot inside from the rectum opening. Thadhani said an endoscopic procedure called sigmoid colostomy was used to remove the blockage. “We could not use instruments to break the rock-hard faecal matter as that could have damaged the intestine,” Thadhani said. As it is, she was lucky that her intestines were not perforated already.”
Fucking India. Grossest place on earth. You’ve either got homeless Untouchables shitting in the streets or chicks that don’t shit at all with 15 Couric turds inside them. Removing an entire football worth of shit because she couldn’t dump for almost 2 months. Absolutely disgusting. Can you imagine eating Indian food for 45 straight days and not shittng? 7 weeks of curry and spices and all that shit just backing up your colon? I’m legitimately shocked she didn’t die from this. I don’t think I could go 45 seconds in India without shitting and this chick went 45 days. Just absolutely repugnant and oddly impressive in a way.
Can’t imagine how much better you feel after getting a poop football removed from your ass. I feel great after a beer and wings dump the morning after a night at the bar. 2 months of crap being removed must feel fucking glorious. 15 Courics lighter and ready to start punishing your asshole again with curry. Fucking Indians.