Jerry Thornton

A Serial Wedding Officiant (Me) Gives 5 Simple Rules for Performing the Perfect Ceremony

Over the weekend, I was the minister who officiated the wedding ceremony you see above. If that sounds weird coming from a guy who spends most of his life burping the alphabet into a keyboard about pro football, celebrity hijinks, nerd culture and sex scandals or telling dick jokes in comedy clubs, 

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A Serial Wedding Officiant (Me) Gives 5 Simple Rules for Performing the Perfect Ceremony

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