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You know what week 12 was right? Last week of Bye Weeks. Full NFL Slate from here on out. Fuck and yes.
The Games…
Jaguars 3, Colts 23
Here’s a crazy stat, the Jaguars won the turnover battle on Sunday and still lost by 20 points. 3 fumbles in the first half alone by the Colts, technically 4 but only 3 lost, and the Jaguars looked like they might have been able to hang. Then this happened
And the Jaguars somehow didn’t score on 1st and goal from the 1 late in the 4th, saving all those who bet Colts -13.5
Also thanks Stoolie Ian, we now know what TY Hilton’s speech sounded like.
Gosh Jim, that’s a real swell question you just asked there, I think you just have to have respect for your opponent, the Jaguars are a real neat organization and they could easily be 10-1 instead of 1-10
If the police ever raided my computer my google search of “Jaguars Kid Head Statue” every monday morning would be an interesting conversation.
Lions 9, Patriots 34
Well the Patriots sure seem like the team to beat in the NFL at this point. I will fully admit I thought the Lions would put up a better fight, I thought their Defense was legit, I thought Stafford finally stopped making Stafford plays. Wait, about that…
4th and 10, just ease it on in there Matt. Yup, nice little slide a foot short.
Staying on Stafford for a moment, whether it was the Patriots Defense or just a bad day for Matty Boy, 18 for 46 is some next level shit. TWENTY EIGHT incompletions. He had 10 more incompletions than completions. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before.
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Burner for my hoes
That’s a Schiano man right there.
Only thing shocking about this play was that people were actually shocked. This is the guy who called the Wisconsin band a bunch of fat faggots at Lambeau last year. Diving at someone’s knees is well within his scumbag territory.
Uh oh, Kelly Hall’s instagram is no longer so happy now is it.
Pregame.
Post game. Sweet quote RGIII
Reminder to all you kids out there, always be on time.
Bengals 22, Texans 13
The Bengals murdered the Texans, no seriously, they murdered the Texans.
DALTON!
Best of both worlds Bengals fans. You won, your season is still very much alive, and we still get to laugh at a stupid Andy Dalton play. That’s how you truce.
Someone is going home a sad boy from the AFC North this year.
Rams 24, Chargers 27
Chargers fans….
Antonio Gates will never die.
Clean pants, we’re in this bad boy, watch out San Diego.
It’s Poop Again
Dolphins 36, Broncos 39
The craziest game to bet on Sunday saw the Dolphins (+6.5) with a 28-17 4th quarter lead evaporate into 39-28 Broncos lead with 3 minutes left only to then have the Dolphins swing open the backdoor and score with a minute left. It also produced my two favorite Kicker related GIFS maybe ever.
1. The Broncos kicker missing a 33 yard field goal and having his entire team want to murder him.
If I was McManus I would just go stand on the Dolphins sideline for a few plays, let that one air out.
2. The Dolphins kicker trying the goofiest onside kick of all time.
I can not wait to bet against the Broncos come January.
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