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Listen I know the Cubs are 2-7 but don’t start pointing fingers at the lineup. Overs have hit at 7-2 so technically the Cubs are in first place if we’re doing Theo Ball rules. If you don’t know what that is it’s like 16 inch softball where you just mash baseballs and try to out score double digit runs every game because you know the other team’ good for at least 10 each night. That’s 2019 Theo Ball and at the center of the strategy is the infamous Yabo, which is spanish for “baseball hit to the moon,” hence the space exploration inspired design.

Rumor has it that Schwarber will go deep for every 10 units sold so stop waiting and Buy Now

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