Newsies Spoof Calls New York Post Editor A Cat Fucker And The Mastermind Behind 9/11

Extra extra! Col Allen owns a bag…is he a terrorist? We don’t know he might be!

Col Allen tells it like it is! Unless it isn’t!

Col Allen admits, quote, I fuck stray cats. He’s a pussy lover! A pun is a play on words!

Whats scary is that this shit is not far off from reality. This is just how the Post really operates.