Benches Clear In Pittsburgh After Chris Archer Throws At Derek Dietrich For Pimping A Homer Off Him

This is why I don’t fuck with Chris Archer. I want to like him, but he makes it impossible. This is the guy who notoriously skips off the mound and kisses his bicep when he strikes out bench players, acts all confused and mouths “I’m just having fun” to hitters who don’t like it, but will then turn around and throw at you for pimping a homer off of him. It’s a two-way street, my man. It’s chickenshit behavior. Gotta love Yasiel Puig picking right back up where he left off with the Dodgers, though. Nobody loves a big league scrum more than that guy.