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The Sound This Punch Makes Will Make You Lose All Control Of Your Bowels

We say a lot of crass things on this website. Sometimes, we say great things make us “cum ourselves”. Other times, we say scary things make us “shit ourselves”. On rare occasions, shocking things make us “spit out our coffee when we weren’t even drinking any”.

Folks, the knockout clip in this blog triggers all of the above. It’ll cause you to lose control of your bowels like you just took a bullet to the brain. Terrifying shit.