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AP Reports Arrest Is Imminent In Boston Bombings


Law enforcement sources are saying the suspect was ID’d based on videos, but we all know thats just code for “ID’d after Barstool posted all those pictures of people in the crowd pointed out with red circles.” In any event, lets hope we got at least one of the motherfuckers! USA! USA!

PS – If those dudes from the 4chan photos had absolutely nothing to do with it, how bad do you think they were shitting their pants all morning? Probably just some loser dad carrying around a backpack looking like a dork and all the sudden he’s considered a terror suspect by the internet.

PPS – You know how easy it probably was to get away with crime back in the day when there was no video or anything like that? I feel like you could get away with absolutely anything back then.