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Ex-Hooker Now Counseling Broads On How To Make Sure Their Men Aren't Cheating

The SunFormer escort girl Rebecca Dakin now makes a living teaching women how to satisfy their OWN men – so they will not be tempted to stray. The 37-year-old, who bedded nearly 1,000 mostly married blokes during her nine years as a high-class hooker, earns £125 an hour for her expert advice. The former convent girl also gives worried clients her judgement about whether or not their men are cheating — and why they might be being unfaithful. Rebecca says: “I just want to help people stay in relationships. My knowledge comes from experience. When I was an escort about 60 per cent of my clients were married and that gives me a pretty unique insight into how men work and what they want. I’ve spent years hearing men tell me why their relationships failed and why they slept with escorts or other women. I know better than anyone just what it is that women do that drives men away.” Mainly, she suggests, that simply comes down to not giving their men enough sex, She says: “There are obviously other factors and reasons for men cheating, but that is always the most common one.”

How fucking dumb are broads? Paying some retired whore almost 200 bucks an hour to tell them why they suck as wives. Thats probably more per hour than she used to charge husbands when she was actually fucking them. Hey ladies, litte heads up here – you’re consulting a WHORE. I’m pretty sure you can take a guess as to what kind of information she has to offer before you go renting her by the hour for a small fortune. Your husbands leave you and bang hookers because you don’t bang them. Plain and fucking simple. Sure, there are other issues in relationships. But guys will tolerate pretty much every single one of those other problems if you keep fucking him. Now, this whore may have more details and specifics each time. Maybe one husband wanted his wife to do role playing and she wouldn’t. Maybe one guy wanted to act out some S&M fantasies and his wife said no. Maybe one guy wanted to get into a hot tub full of Pepto Bismol and clip your toenails while she shaved his buttocks. Who knows exactly. But you don’t need a $200 an hour whore consultant to tell you why dudes cheat on their wives. Because the answer is always the same – you stopped having sex. You don’t need to have a resume 1,000 dicks long to explain that.