Manti Te’o Can’t Catch A Break….Turns Out The Fake Chick He Was Talking To On the Phone Was A Dude The Entire Time
NYDailyNews – The bizarre Manti Te’o fake girlfriend frenzy reached a new low — with a high-pitched confession. Hoax mastermind Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, posing as the mysterious Lennay Kekua, was the falsetto voice on the other end of the all-night phone calls with the Notre Dame star, the scammer’s lawyer said. The Heisman Trophy finalist “thought it was a female he was talking with,” lawyer Milton Grimes acknowledged to the Daily News. “It was Ronaiah as Lennay.”
Dude just come out and say it already. You’re gay. Yeah I know the NFL is a hard place for gayballs, but honestly it’s better than the alternative. I mean it’s one thing to get catfished fair and square, but now you want us to believe that you talked to a dude everynight and you still couldn’t figure it out? That’s impossible unless you are literally the biggest idiot on the face of this earth. Just say it. You like taking dicks in the ass. I ain’t mad at ya. I’d rather draft somebody who loves cock than somebody this dumb.
Irish Jerry’s Take
Well I’d say that’s the end of that. Te’0 is completely exonerated now. Because the one last remaining piece of the puzzle was “How did he think he was talking to Lennay Kekua in all those phone calls if she didn’t exist?” and now we have our answer. Ronaiah Tuiasosopo is a brilliant actor. A man of a thousand voices. A trained linguist and president of his high school drama club. Te’0 was fooled by Tuiasosopo the way Pierce Brosnan was fooled my Robin Williams in “Mrs. Doubtfire” and Charles Durning was fooled by Dustin Hoffman in “Tootsie.” Could’ve happened to anyone. Let ye who would never be fooled by a guy putting on a girl’s voice on the phone over a 1,000 times cast the first stone.