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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Some personal news from the desk of Samuel Army</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","41"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","12737"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["epl","soccer","sams army"]),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["desk","personal news","samuel army | barstool sports","soccer stoolies","hats","hoodies","beanies","safe space","shirts","april fools","flags","big game | new football 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https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.4808743169398908;width:100%"></a></p><p>April Fools, Haters™.</p><p>I ain’t going anywhere. It takes a special kind of stupid to try and be the missing link between Barstool and soccer – thankfully I am precisely that stupid, and some.</p><p><em>VIVA!</em></p><p><a class="twitter-follow-button" href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolSam" data-show-count="false">Follow @BarstoolSam</a><br><script>!function(t,e,r){var n=t.getElementsByTagName(e)[0],s=/^http:/.test(t.location)?"http":"https";t.getElementById(r)||((t=t.createElement(e)).id=r,t.src=s+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js",n.parentNode.insertBefore(t,n))}(document,"script","twitter-wjs")</script></p><p>Holler,<br>Samuel Army</p></body></html>

<p><span style="text-decoration:underline">Sam’s Safe Space For Soccer Stoolies</span></p><p><a href="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1274243" src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" alt="1b-EPL" width="271" height="183" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/02/1b-EPL.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.4808743169398908;width:100%"></a></p><p>April Fools, Haters™.</p><p>I ain’t going anywhere. It takes a special kind of stupid to try and be the missing link between Barstool and soccer – thankfully I am precisely that stupid, and some.</p><p><em>VIVA!</em></p><p><a class="twitter-follow-button" href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolSam" data-show-count="false">Follow @BarstoolSam</a><br><script>!function(t,e,r){var n=t.getElementsByTagName(e)[0],s=/^http:/.test(t.location)?"http":"https";t.getElementById(r)||((t=t.createElement(e)).id=r,t.src=s+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js",n.parentNode.insertBefore(t,n))}(document,"script","twitter-wjs")</script></p><p>Holler,<br>Samuel Army</p>

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