I Can't Decide What Is Worse...Going On National TV To Talk About Your Fake Girlfriend Or What Manti Te'o Wore On National TV Talking About His Fake Girlfriend

NEW YORK (AP) — Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o has told Katie Couric that he briefly lied about his online girlfriend after discovering she didn’t exist, while maintaining that he had no part in creating the hoax.  ‘‘Katie, put yourself in my situation. I, my whole world told me that she died on Sept. 12. Everybody knew that. This girl, who I committed myself to, died on Sept. 12,’’ ‘‘Now I get a phone call on Dec. 6, saying that she’s alive and then I’m going be put on national TV two days later. And to ask me about the same question. You know, what would you do?’’ Te’o said.

Hey asshole you’re on national TV.  Nice look.   No wonder you had a fake girlfriend.   No way you can have a real one with that look.   I’d catfish your ass too.

PS – Speaking of fashion.  Hey Kesha…Pageviews called.  He wants his starfishes back.