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An Anti-Vegan Protestor Got Arrested For Eating A Dead Squirrel In Front Of A Bunch Of Vegans

 Source - An anti-vegan protester has been arrested in central London after eating a dead squirrel.

Footage filmed on Saturday on Soho’s Rupert Street shows protester Sv3rige eating a dead squirrel in front of vegans in Soho while wearing a necklace with a real bird around his neck and wearing a T-shirt with the slogan, “Veganism = Malnutrition.” 

The clip also shows the protester being questioned by police officers before taken away in a van.“His compatriots were debating with police about whether or not it is legal to arrest someone for eating a squirrel in public,” the filmer told Newsflare.  

“One went as far as to quote Bible passages, which instruct Christians to eat meat claiming that such an arrest would be a violation of religious freedom, others repeated this sentiment.”  The filmer wishes to remain anonymous.

I shit on vegans quite a bit on this website, but in all honestly I couldn’t care less about what people put in their bodies as long as they don’t talk about it too much. Once it starts to clog up my timeline I get annoyed. The reason vegans take the brunt of the hate is because they’re by far the most vocal group of foodies out there. The only other people who come close are those with gluten allergies, which we all know are far too trendy to exist. For most people, that hate isn’t deep seated or sincere, but for some it burns with the fire of a thousand suns. Enter this guy:

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Who apparently felt so passionate about the cause that he decided to bludgeon a squirrel to death and eat it raw in the town square. Again, I admire the passion, but in the words of Dr. Evil, “Take it downnnnnn a notch.”

Maybe start a blog or make a social media account for other like-minded people to follow online. Open a butcher shop if you’re really into it. Do literally anything other than this. Even his shirt is extra. “Vegan = Malnutrition.” True, but GTFO out of here. Why would you care if the people you hate are eating healthy? You wouldn’t you just want attention. Which makes you just as bad as the people you’re protesting. Lock him up and throw away the key.

PS: How much to eat a raw squirrel? Everyone has a number. I’d take a bite for like five grand as long as I’m guaranteed no diseases.